How to make a Benjamin Franklin money fetish

An all-American legend, Benjamin Franklin is simultaneously the president on the $100 bill who advised folks to be “early to bed and early to rise” AND a member of the secretive “Hellfire Club” who had frequent hallucinations due to untreated syphilis contracted from French prostitutes. 

I wish I could say I had some fantastic inspiration for this piece, but basically I had a miscellany of money mojos and pocket pieces sitting around that I could never remember to carry, so I just sprayed them all with whiskey, loaded them into the bottom of a coin bank and then sealed it with beeswax.

If I was going to make something like this from scratch, I would probably use:

  • Cinammon
  • Gravel root
  • Nutmeg
  • High John the Conqueror root
  • Lodestone
  • a mercury tilt switch
  • a mercury dime
  • a name paper
  • Parsley
  • Thyme
  • Mint
  • Shredded American currency
  • Flecks of gold (microscopic prospector’s nuggets)

Also included in the bottom are dirts from:

  • the Federal Reserve Bank
  • a bar in Philadelphia Benjamin Franklin used to drink at
  • the Liberty Bell.
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